I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”
being genderfluid and pansexual means that no matter who i date, it is both a gay and a straight relationship. schrodinger’s gay.
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
Prisoner zero has escaped
This changed me
the assassination of Julius Caesar
How Vicki became my favorite character ever
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
Requested by anthropophobist.
The differences between Moffat and Davies
It’s a shame. There’s always one person that just HAS to bring up Moffat and Davies, isn’t there? Have you ever considered the fact it’s to do with… oh I dunno… 1000 years difference? You think Ten has the same outlook as One?
Here’s the thing… since Ten’s line what has the Doctor gone through? He’s gone through losing River Song and spending pretty much his entire time with her not knowing who she was. All that time lost with her because he didn’t know. All that time with Clara spent thinking she was someone else, something terrible or a trap or a trick when she was really just an ordinary girl.
When not knowing takes away limited time with loved ones - when not knowing drives you to the point you mistreat someone you care about - you’d start to hate not knowing too.